The Boy (How I Passed my Childhood)

The boy is the main character of the episode How I Passed my Childhood, he is seen frolicking around with his friend as they made two cows generated of mud, a wagon full of sacks to go to a mill and grind the sacks. The mill often had a mill, but it wasn't there, so he and his friend asked the miller who was “strolling onto the water” where the mill was and the miller called the mill, who was an anthropomorphic walking mill. The miller man didn't have a scoop to use for the mill, so he pulled off the boy’s head to utilize as a scoop. When they were finished at the mill and went back on On their way home, he and his friend met a shower of women who were laughing and when the boy asked what they were laughing at, they told the boy he was headless. The boy then realized he left his head at the mill, so he went back and got it, but he then released he put it on the wrong way, leaving one lady saying “why is your nose at the back of your head?”, he gave his head a good twist but then a flock of birds grabbed him, going up against his pants and sleeves making him fly around over the lake, one lady said “look at that flying bird!”, but the boy mistakenly thought she said “loosen your shirt” so he did just that, leaving him to fall into the lake which drained out all the water leaving fish flopping around. Still trying to go on his way home, he reached Hotland, where everything was so big, people in hotland didn't build their house on the ground, but in the air at the height of a man. People in Hotland needed ladders to get to their house, too, that was how high it was. The people in Hotland were all so big and tall, even the church was so big that even the soldiers stood there on horseback, and when the priest said “The Lord be with you.” One soldier on horseback ran to the second, which in towed it to the third, and third to the fourth who told it to person-to-person. The mass was so long it could’ve been done with a good breakfast, but that wasn’t a problem as the altar’s candles were sausages and the altar was made out of ham. The church was so big, that when two carpenters were building it, and one dropped their hatchet, it had rotted away, and the second it was in the air, a lark has nested into it, and before it reached the ground it has laid its eggs and finally raised its birds. The church bell was so large that the only way they could get it into the bell holder was to put it in when it was a baby and let it grow in there. The boy then reached Coldland, where it was so cold, that if one man spoke to another, it’s words would freeze out their mouth where the other man had to read the words. He didn’t spend much time in Coldland, due to it being so cold, and he finally thought he made it to town, but realized he was in the New Town, drilled into a hole, he called for help, but nobody helped him, so he went home got a spade and dug out himself and that is how he passed his childhood.